ONE - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

TWO - The second rule is you do not talk about Fight Club.

THREE - The smartest woman in the world is your mum.

FOUR - You don’t need a wind meter, it’s either windy or not. FACT: When you are standing on the beach holding that meter into the wind, there are people making fun of you.

FIVE - Everyone dies, not everyone lives.

SIX - Technology will be the downfall of Man. At least that’s what my robot whispers to me every night before I go to bed.

SEVEN - Love is not only the single most important thing in life, it is the meaning of life. However, 42 is also a correct answer to the meaning of life.

EIGHT - Wookiees come from the planet Kashyyyk. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee; they’ve been known to pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.

NINE - I can guarantee three things when it comes to wind. It will either pick up, drop off or just stay the same.

TEN - Unknown fact: The Ripstop material used to make the kite canopy is actually a byproduct of Soylent Green.

ELEVEN - Handle placement in relevance to your hips is the key to everything in kiteboarding, from efficiency, speed and height to tricks.
TWELVE - Movies are always better than the books.

THIRTEEN - The end of the world is near; just an estimated 13 billion years away.

FOURTEEN - Everyone should listen to Black Sabbath.

FIFTEEN - I didn’t invent the high five, but I’m sure as shit doing my Best to bring it back...
SIXTEEN - Everything you read in kitesurfing magazines is true, especially on this page.

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