ONE - The secret to happiness is to do what you love. The secret to success is happiness.

TWO - Life is short. Go off. And don't be scared.

THREE - Jimmy Hall was a great philosopher, teacher, role model and friend.

FOUR - The world needs "More Like Jimmy."

FIVE - Kristin Boese will run you over if you're not really careful. Same with Moe Goold...

SIX - ...be really careful.

SEVEN - The best food in the world is at Haleiwa Joe's on Oahu.

EIGHT - If my house was burning down, I'd run out with my wife and my Haleiwa Joe's Ohana card.

NINE - Dreu Beavis does not need to be a plumber.

TEN - A 20-mile downwinder in Hatteras can fix anything.

ELEVEN - A hot tub and an apple can fix a twenty mile Hatteras downwinder.

TWELVE - My favourite day of the year is the day we drive into Margaret River. My second favourite day is the day we fly out of Sumbawa.

THIRTEEN - Religion is a largely dangerous, divisive mythology.

FOURTEEN - We've let greed and selfishness screw up the environment. It's time to wake-up.

FIFTEEN - Republicans are scared, selfish, rich people.

SIXTEEN - George Bush needs a running fuck-slap.

SEVENTEEN - Airlines don't give a crap