Tindy
Hand:
Back
Side:
Toe
Where:Between Back Foot And Tail
Style:There Isn't Any
Difficulty:Too Easy
Origin:Skateboarding
 
Consider a 'Grabbing Faux Pas' in snowboarding. Satan's spawn. You can decide if that applies to kiteboarding as well. Quickly move on to something more stylish!

Also see the Tailfish, the Tindy's bastard brother.
 

Tindy Grab